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Taiwan
Current Residence: Somewhere in Asia
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Print preference: enough to wipe my butt
Operating System: don't have one
MP3 player of choice: don't have one...
Shell of choice: ?
Wallpaper of choice: a clean one
Skin of choice: Fur coat
Personal Quote: Spare an onion some cash?
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Account made by :iconomgwtfbbqplz:
  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: wallets jingling
  • Reading: traffic signs
  • Watching: people and cars pass by
  • Playing: twiddling my fingers
  • Eating: nothing :(
  • Drinking: Some sorta wierd liquid I found on the floor

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xXLilianaXx Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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Once you start reading this, you can look away and stop reading, but you'll regret it!
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Make a wish
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Think of your crush
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Kiss your hand
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Post this to 10 more pages
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The next time you see your crush they'll fall in love with you
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Someone-that-is-me Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


!













Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
!









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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.
I'm just doing these on plz pages.
Apologies!!
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rebeccaRlong Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist
A student's:iconhomelessonionplz: request for extra money:icononiontantrumplz:
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money,:iconcomeatmeplz: because he was broke.:icondesperateplz:

His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. :iconhappyhappyplz:I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. :iconsobeautifulplz:Do you want me to send that up too?"

"Uhh, oh yeah, O.K." :iconboredomplz:responded the kid.

So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye:iconbaibaiplz:, and went:iconhappyskipplz: to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked:iconaboishappyplz:, "Well how much did you give the boy this time?"

"Oh:iconiseeplz:, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000.":icononionpanicplz:

"That's $1020!!!" :icononionnouplz:yelled Dad, "Are you going crazy???":iconomgwtfbbqplz:

"Don't worry hon:iconlaughingplz:," Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head,:iconcuriosityplz: "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!":iconcreepyonionplz:
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TaliaTehCat Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Student Digital Artist
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icon3 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Professional Artist
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DaeJangGeum01 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Student Digital Artist
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Hiiragi-Naoe Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


!













Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
!









SCROLL DOWN!!!!
*

**

***

****

*****

******

*******

********

*********
**********

***********

************

*************

**************

***************

****************

*****************

******************

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*****

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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.
Reply
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Rin---chan Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
warning!
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.









EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
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RandomeGurl Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
gay
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:iconrin---chan:
Rin---chan Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it was a year ago... Get over it... Its my problem that I found the thing and thought it was real. Its the past. ans past is gone.
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